Aries - That thing you found in a bar will cause more trouble than it’s worth.
Taurus - You have been ousted as the mayor of your man cave.
Gemini - Wearing a red shirt to a Star Trek convention is probably a bad idea.
Aries - Have you hugged your overpriced gadget today?
Taurus - “Follow Friday” does not mean “stalker Friday”.
Gemini - That really cool thing you bought will be obsolete in three weeks.
Aries - Start a new hashtag revolution.
Taurus - Back it up.
Gemini - You’re still using IE6?
Cancer - Don’t open attachments.
Leo - Live long and prosper.
Virgo - Go ahead and use the Game Shark. Nobody’s looking.
Aries - A new person will come into your life, you’ll add them as a friend on Facebook, and they’ll spam you.
Taurus - The artist that created the album you downloaded illegally will haunt your dreams.
