Amish iPhone apps
Seeking to break into the market of people that shun technology, Apple will be marketing iPhone OS 3.0 to the Amish people of the United States. Listed below are the top 10 Amish iPhone apps.
iChurn - This classic iPhone app will tell you exactly how many churns you need to make in order to finish making butter for that day.
Cheekcraft - Pick your side - Amish or Outworlder. Amish simply forgive their attackers, but Outworlders are armed with big boots and ice cream cones.
Zipper - Using the touchscreen, Amish can simulate zipping a virtual zipper.
CalcPower - Ever wonder how much energy your house consumes? Now you know! (hint: 0)
Clipper - Social media app that allows you to send out “clips” of what you’re doing at that moment.
SaveMySoul - Did you ever accidentally take a picture of an Amish person? Now you can blur their image and restore their soul to them.
Sundial - Using special reverse engineered technology, this will determine the position of the sun based on the shadow it casts and tell you what time it is.
Buggypedia - An encompassing wealth of information about the Amish.
Paperweight - Once you turn your Amish iPhone on, this app will brick your phone, turning it into a paperweight. Sorry, you can’t be using modern technology!
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