Aries - Start a new hashtag revolution.
Taurus - Back it up.
Gemini - You’re still using IE6?
Cancer - Don’t open attachments.
Leo - Live long and prosper.
Virgo - Go ahead and use the Game Shark. Nobody’s looking.
Libra - Behind you!
Scorpio - Your lucky code is Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start
Sagittarius - When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES!”.
Capricorn - Ra ra ra-ah-ah-, ra-ma, ra-ma-ma, ga-ga, ooh-la-la.
Aquarius - The owls are not what they seem.
Pisces - The Apple Store going down is not a cause for alarm.
Tags: delomni, geek, horoscope, starman
Category: Entertainment
About the Author: Michael Gaines started being a geek at a very young age. Starting with tape recorders and TI calculators, he was armed with the tools to be creative with electronics long before most people knew what a modem was. His parents were teachers which gave him the the rare super power of teaching people how to understand the devices they're using.
In college, he was a DJ at the school's radio station, and tech editor of the college newspaper. His fondness for spreading his knowledge throughout the universe has spread to the internet where he works on two podcasts: Geekistry, World Of Warcast.
Until humans can reach past Earth, he currently resides in New Jersey, writing and podcasting about the many things that help teach how things work.
